The Terrors of Jordan Mendoza

Judge sentenced me to death cause I took a bank hostage? Don't think I know how to use a gun. These guys really wanna tell me about their wives.

I'm going to Hogwarts!

Dream where I explore a haunted hospital. It's fine except Steve got a terminal diagnosis. I hope he's okay.

Found this leprechaun. Nice guy. Then went to war and my best friend died, but there's a therapy that will make that okay.

Ok. Time for me to relax and get a massage. That'll help.

Dr. Thomas has been helping me a lot. I think.

I'm Batman, I think! Also some guy keeps booking the lactation room. I wonder what he's doing in there.

Insane dream where this assassin is trying to kill me, and I wrote a book.

Dream journal: My son is a very talented artist but for some reason that's bad for me; the Devil sold me his soul?; he texts a lot.

Do you ever get brain fog?

More bad dreams; somebody call the police, these idiots are freaking out.

We work right next to the Tiny Desk Concerts.

I think I'm in love; well, at least I love my sister, but in a different way.